It doesn't happen much but I am bereft of inspiration, have taken no photographs in the past few days and don't have a lot to say (whooppee I hear you say).
So courtesy of my friend Jill I have a few questions to ask.
Why do peanuts float in a regular coke and sink in a diet coke. Go ahead and try it.
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in," but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going? (that's an American one).
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
How did the man who made the first clock, know what time it was?
Now you have to admit that's more entertaining than my usual dribblings.